Be naked plz?
long distance relationships when they finally meet.
500? Pffft, amateur.
I am studying…
Gunna call it quits on my 365 day music challenge. Not that anyone cares. It was fun while it lasted, but I just got my 2nd copyright strike and I’d like to keep my account, thanks.
This is a bit late but it’s still your birthday over here so deal with it.
25 reasons why Dozz is a bad ass, amazing and of course stand up guy for his 25th birthday.
1.) Brains, seriously folks this guy is one of the most intelligent humans I’ve ever met, ever. I’me clever and he makes me feel like a nit wit that’s how smart he is. Einstein move over Dozz is in the house.
2.) He has really great life philosophies. Want know what’s “right” or “wrong” about a situation and why? Dozz probably has the answer for you, no joke this guy gives Hegel, Kierkegaard, and Aristotle a run for their money.
3.) Steeze. Ever fearless with his sense of style and “swagger” Dozz very much owns who he is, leopard print and all.
4.) Creative genius. Not only does he make Girl Talk look like a bunch of elementary school music class hacks he is pretty in tune with that whole visual arts thing.
5.) He’s like an 80’s version of James Dean, with a motorcycle.
6.) Magician, this one doesn’t need an explanation.
7.) Kind. Like one of those guys that will help an old lady cross the street and save a herd of kittens kind, the type of kindness that is unforced, genuine and makes you feel all gooey on the inside.
8.) He’s a pacifist. Not too many men are cool with the idea of not being an agro-macho-man. In the long run though it’s more manly to know when not to fight.
10.) He’s a feminist. Ladies let me tell you there is nothing sexier than a guy who is in tune with his inner feminist. Ever talk about misogyny in western society with your boyfriend? Well you probably should sometime and if you feel like you can’t, get a new boyfriend.
11.) He flew 5000 miles on ValentinesDay to meet a girl just to find out if she was “the one”. He did this on Valentines Day no less…Yeah d’awwww is right.
12.) He’s hilarious. Non stop joke telling and gut splitting laughter.
13.) He might have the most level head of anyone ever, seriously if we could all just clone him and make up the UN out of his clones we’d have World peace in like a day and free kitten for everyone.
14.) He’s really great at skateboarding, which is rad because skateboarding is really hard. Falling sucks, losing skin sucks more and having the mindset to go out and give ‘er on pavement is one heck of a commitment.
15.) His hair, yeah that’s not really going to get him the Nobel Peace Prize but that’s okay because it’s still fabulous. If there was a Nobel Peace Prize for hair he’d get it.
16.) His policy on honesty makes Honest Abe look like liar. More people should be that honest, there would sure be a whole lot less B.S. in the world.
17.) He’s not afraid of the giant french roast sandwich monstrosity it that photo. He annihilated that sandwich like it was the wimpiest of sandwiches ever. How bad ass is that.
18.) One time I hit a deer and had a melt down and he got the poor maimed animal off the road for me and talked me through the drive home. Knight is shining leopard print status right there.
19.) He let a stranger take him up a mountain, dump him on the bunny hill, leave him in a lesson for a couple hours, take a run with him, ditch him again and still decided she neat enough to date…and still wants to continue to learn how to be a baller snowboarder. Next stop Winter X-Games.
20.) He not once. not twice, but on multiple times did his messy girl friends dishes for her and had a glass of wine waiting for her when she got of work. Seriously guys, this is how you treat your significant other.
21.) He visits with his nan, real men love their grandmas because grandmas are bad ass ladies and they deserve all the love.
22.) He drives a motorcycle year round, even in the horrific English winter…BAMF
23.) He’s shoots straight from his hip. If you’re being a grade A numbskull he’ll let you know even if it might hurt your feelings at first.
24.) He can figure out whole songs from tiny tiny samples…it’s mind blowing. He’s a living musical wikipedia. Mozart probably couldn’t have done any better.
25.) He’s the most caring, amazing man a gal could ever hope for. through thick and thin he’s been nothing but supportive, funny and amazing. Being a long distance relationship is not nearly as romantic as fiction makes it seem. It sucks, it’s hard and it wears on your heart strings but having someone so wonderful dealing with it with you makes it worthwhile. Happy birthday to the most amazing man I know, my best friend and the keeper of my heart.
I love you.