It's Chaos Out There.

Oh, I’m back at work after a week off. What great joy.

lolabbangz:

Pussy popping

lolabbangz:

Pussy popping

A joke that works on a multitude of levels…

A joke that works on a multitude of levels…

projectorprojector:

This is basically how I look when I’m driving…

You mean not driving at all?

projectorprojector:

This is basically how I look when I’m driving…

You mean not driving at all?

My boyfriend wants us to vacation in Houston, for a couple of days, at some point in the future. Prick.
My girlfriend. projectorprojector

All praise Benny the Hype Dog.

sexhaver:
Garireo… LET’S FUCKING GO!

Well deserved. Well played. Congratulations, you’re now 20k richer.

WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!!!??
Dogura
The BlazBlue Final…

SO MUCH HYPE.

I’m not leaving my house this weekend.

I’m not leaving my house this weekend.

Some things that happened yesterday.

Drunk by 11am, a stolen 3 piece suite, barbecup, England facepaint, Justin Bieber, the Interstellar Washing Device, William Griffiths, dat slap tho, the legend that is Sofatron, Megatron, 7-1, piggyback rides in Tesco, Andre Nickatina, exercise machines, too much money spend on food, a drinking game based entirely on liquid physics, Harrold “Melissa” Potter, bad trip, and charcoal.

I love you
And I love you forever
And I’m loving you now
Om Nashi Me