This is honestly the funniest thing that’s come up on my dashboard in a good few months.
New track from Orgizmo?
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis X Baby D X Usher X Mark Morrison.
I have to phone my latest girlfriend and fire ‘er,
And find a prostitute that looks like you and hire ‘er,
Oh, me oh Myra.
|—||Blouse - Me Oh Myra|
racing to 20 Shines in Super Mario Sunshine first, starting in a little bit as soon as duck duck finishes fist sticks. playing music too!
Spent a while in the stream, now I must sleep. Everyone else should go here though. Niight.
Is at the repair place. I’m almost certain that she’s gonna cost me a million bajillion monies to get fixed. Sad face.
Drunk boyfriend logic.
“I just saw that one GoPro picture of you and oh my life it’s bad ass, I look at you and go damn I wish I was dating her and then I realize I am dating you and it’s sooooo good, like people should be jealous of me because of you…hell I’m jealous of me for dating you.”
Even as an intoxicated prick, I am still romantic as fuck.
I definitely don’t remember saying that either… :/
Get your scopes out! Mars aligns with the sun and Earth today in a cosmic event that occurs just once every 26 months. Tonight’s alignment between Mars, the Earth and the sun is called “opposition” because Mars and the sun are opposite to each other in our sky. During opposition, Mars will shine nearly 10 times more brightly than a 1st-magnitude star, and some of the planet’s surface features will show up through backyard telescopes.
(Image credit: NASA)
(Image edit credit: Me)
As I Grow - Doll (Zero Cool Remix)
Did I just remix a track by a local metalcore band? Yes.
Is it terrible? Maybe.
Am I ashamed of what I have done? No.
Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?
Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.
America left home super early
and made bad life choices as a result.