So sometimes I get distracted by an article, and then I notice how quiet he is being and when I look up this is what I see.
Mightier than the sword.
"Hey, do you remember the time with the musket pen?"
Tom Milsom - Cable Rat King
I’m not that fond of the video, but the track itself is awesome, especially that middle section.
The Smashing Pumpkins - Porcelina Of The Vast Oceans
Today is definitely the day for this.
Fave Smashy’s song evazzz.
I find it hilarious when the topic of herpes arises and it’s discovered that someone that someone else knows has gone and opened themselves an account at the HSV bank, everyone instantly looks at me with eyes full of accusation, suggesting that I played some part in it.
So I just figured I’d just take a moment to clear a few things up.
Yes, that person you know that got herpes, they got it from me. Before they got it, I was the only person with the herpes simplex virus. I know it’s difficult to believe but I am herpes simplex patient zero. These are facts. All of this is my fault, and I feel really bad about it.
However, there’s no need to sweat, kids. Once you kill the head vampire, all lower vampires turn back to normal. It’s the same with herpes. So fucking come at me. Come ram a stake through my chest. I’m pretty damn sure that I’ll love it just as much as I loved force-fucking your mate that I’ve never met, unprotected, whilst on an outbreak.
Fuck you all.
Dozz Wednesday, over and out.
I spend $400 on a video editing program and this is what I do with it. Money well spent.
"Spreadsheets was created to approach sex in a way that is both light-hearted and improvement oriented," says Danny Wax, Co-founder of the app.
"We wanted to create an app that entices users to have some fun with their partner and share in that afterglow experience, while encouraging open dialog and feedback."
Whereas some couples might have problems approaching topics like the frequency or quality of their sex lives, fun visual and logical feedback, including 30 earned “achievements” (like Seven in Heaven for a seven-minute rendezvous and Quick Spread for three-minute trysts), feels like a low-pressure way of checking in.
Really? Is that it guys?
7:01 is the longest length listed? (Also, thumbs up for alliteration.)
I now understand why my girlfriend is dating me…