It's Chaos Out There.
I know, you scared, you should ask us if we scared too,
I know, you scared, me too.
It just got warm out,
It’s the shit I’ve been worrying ‘bout,
I hope that it’s storm in the morning,
I hope that it’s pouring out,
I hate crowded beaches,
I hate the sound of fireworks,
And I ponder what’s worse,
Between knowing it’s over and dying first,
‘Cause everybody dies in the summer,
When they say goodbye tell them while it’s spring,
I heard everybody dies in the summer,
So pray to god for a little more spring.
Fuckthapolize

Fuckthapolize

Dr. Pepper…

Dr. Pepper…

Bring the beat in.

Bring the beat in.

If you take all of The 1975’s EP titles and place them back to back, it sounds like something Coheed & Cambria would name one of their albums…

Facedown Sex Music For Cars IV

Jus’ sayin’…

Oh, I’m back at work after a week off. What great joy.

lolabbangz:

Pussy popping

lolabbangz:

Pussy popping

A joke that works on a multitude of levels…

A joke that works on a multitude of levels…

projectorprojector:

This is basically how I look when I’m driving…

You mean not driving at all?

projectorprojector:

This is basically how I look when I’m driving…

You mean not driving at all?

My boyfriend wants us to vacation in Houston, for a couple of days, at some point in the future. Prick.
My girlfriend. projectorprojector

All praise Benny the Hype Dog.

sexhaver:
Garireo… LET’S FUCKING GO!

Well deserved. Well played. Congratulations, you’re now 20k richer.